Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Problems With Microsoft's Xbox

10. Tries to pass off the scorch marks it makes in your carpet as cigarette burns

9. Wont play games; Begs you for asylum; Knows that Longhorn will make it obsolete

8. Likes shopping on-line; Keeps ordering the Pamela Anderson Screen-Saver

7. Sends emails to your neighbors with Playstation, telling them it'll kick their ass

6. Ejects game cartridges with power of a cannon

5. Each time you press pause, asks you if you want to hear about the X-rated affair with it had with Clippit

4. Scares the bejeezes out of your pets - on purpose

3. Snickers every time you play a game and lose

2. Keeps changing your television to the Fox News channel

1. Has identity problem; Really wishes it was an iPod

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