Thursday, March 24, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other People Florida Gov. Jeb Bush Wants To Take Into Protective Custody

10. Robert Blake - No special reason other than the Governor really loves those old Our Gang pictures

9. Donny Duetsch - Somebody's got to get him off television

8. Tucker Carlson - He'll feel more comfortable in his bow ties with the state's older population

7. Lil' Kim - Will let her out of jail for Spring Break performances

6. Rep. Tom DeLay - Favor for his brother, just until the ethic charges thing dies down

5. Pope John Paul II - Pope can sit in a Florida window, which will help ailing state tourism

4. Martha Stewart - Won't make her wear the ankle monitor; Can get some of those great cranberry-orange muffins she makes

3. Dan Rather - Will house him at Cape Canaveral and have him explain the frequency to NASA scientists

2. Siegfried and Roy - They switch from tigers to alligators; Roy gets attacked by alligator, which will help ailing state tourism

1. Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles - Already has special bill; No problem giving her title, Queen of Florida

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