Thursday, March 03, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Things WorldCom's Bernie Ebbers Didn't Know

10. He was on Paris Hilton cellphone list that got hacked

9. Chris Rock hosted the Oscars this year

8. They broke up AT&T?

7. Martha Stewart is in jail

6. Thought minutes were about clocks, not meetings

5. How to use the telephone system and voicemail; Still has hand-crank phone at home in Mississippi.

4. That the Red Sox won the World Series last year

3. Wow, you're supposed to keep records?

2. J-Lo and Ben Afflack broke up

1. You're kidding, I was in charge of the whole company?

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