Monday, March 21, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Signs Your Boss Is Incompetent

10. Always putting ball-point pens in the pencil sharpner

9. You ask about the RFP; Boss goes into how much they loved Mayberry RFD

8. Refuses to use Spell Check; Says doesn't believe in voodoo

7. Thinks they are hip; Has sign on their desk - Buck Doesn't Stop Here - All You Get Is Small Change

6. You ask to be blind-copied on email; Boss chides you for making fun of the handicapped

5. You advise there's a problem with your Direct Deposit; Boss empathizes with you and confides also used fertility clinic

4. Every few months, has cast on hand from punching the timeclock

3. Holds and speaks into the receiver whenever they use the Speakerphone

2. Breaks the office scanner trying to get prank photo of their ass

1. Keeps asking you where to stick the Post-It Notes

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