10. You tell your wife you have a headache
9. Make rare visits to your clients, but only so you can join their office pools
8. It's the only time of year you can tolerate Dick Vitale
7. Same old tradition - Ball State loses in 1st Round and breaks your heart
6. You admit you have a crush on Greg Gumble
5. Proudly recall your days as a male cheerleader
4. You've watched so many games, the CBS logo is burned onto your cornea
3. Desperately searching iTunes for college fight songs
2. Final Four means three-days of brewski's!
1. Not only can you pronounce Duke Coach Mike Krzyzewski's name, you can spell it!
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