10. Martha Stewart changes the cover of her ankle monitor to bright pastels, with flowers
9. Your neighbor has been practicing his 'Yankee's Suck' chant
8. At least six Academy Award winners have already pawned their Oscars
7. You've already lost your tax refund on the office March Madness pool
6. Major League Baseball is up at Congress, testifying about steroids
5. You see your daughter on MTV, broadcasting live, a wet t-shirt contest from Spring Break in Florida
4. The Lobbyists in Washington put away their overcoats and now just carry the payoffs in their briefcases
3. Dick Cheney huddles with the Energy Commission to start planning the summer's electricity rolling blackouts
2. You need your tax refund to fill up your gas tank
1. President Bush goes into a funk; Came in 4th place in White House Lawn Easter Egg Hunt for sixth-year-in-a-row
9. Your neighbor has been practicing his 'Yankee's Suck' chant
8. At least six Academy Award winners have already pawned their Oscars
7. You've already lost your tax refund on the office March Madness pool
6. Major League Baseball is up at Congress, testifying about steroids
5. You see your daughter on MTV, broadcasting live, a wet t-shirt contest from Spring Break in Florida
4. The Lobbyists in Washington put away their overcoats and now just carry the payoffs in their briefcases
3. Dick Cheney huddles with the Energy Commission to start planning the summer's electricity rolling blackouts
2. You need your tax refund to fill up your gas tank
1. President Bush goes into a funk; Came in 4th place in White House Lawn Easter Egg Hunt for sixth-year-in-a-row
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