Thursday, April 14, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Tax Deductions People Will Try To Get Away This Year

10. Donations to Tom DeLay's Special Fact-Finding Fund

9. Donald Trumps' apprentices

8. Research for job - The thousand of iTunes you download

7. Now with FDA approval, silicone breast implants

6. At least six of the members of the new Iraqi Parliament as dependents

5. Heart medication needed after Red Sox won World Series

4. All the extra food bought in attempt to be cast on 'Fat Actress'

3. Gambling losses on Poker.Com - special tip from Bill Bennett

2. Black turtleneck, ski mask and mileage you use for the Special Renditions

1. Religion - The 800 copies of 'A Purpose Driven Life' that you annoyed your friends and co-workers with

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