Monday, May 16, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: What Condoleezza Rice Told Muslims About The Koran To Calm Their Fears and Anger


10. Major League Baseball mandating reading of Koran to those caught using steroids


9. Searching Koran to see if anything in it to keep 'Everybody Loves Raymond' on television

8. U.S. Military will now issue prayer mats to all MP's so they can join in readings

7. Brittney Spears and husband reading Koran, plan on raising baby as Muslim

6. President Bush planning July 4th fireworks in Capital with a 'Koran' theme

5. Cessna that buzzed Washington DC was dropping Korans, by the thousands, to enlighten people

4. Runaway bride was reading Koran on the Greyhound Bus and thinking about converting

3. Though can't give names, Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force started each meeting with reading from the Koran

2. Wendy's giving out copies of the Koran with the free milkshakes this past weekend

1. Alabama Judge Roy Moore going to put up giant stone Koran next to his giant stone Ten Commandments

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