Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Other Groups White House Says John Roberts Not Sure Of His Involvement In

10. Have no paperwork on why the Black Panther Party listed him on their Steering Committee

9. Absolutely never was with the Chicago Cubs

8. Has no knowledge of the John Birch Society

7. Can say with assumed certainty, he watched the 'Our Gang' shows on television as a child, but never joined them

6. He is, de facto, not a card-carrying member of Dick Cheney's Secret Bunker Club

5. Though he did lose his briefs on a flight, can't say he ever joined the Mile High Club

4. Pretty sure he wasn't one of the Hollywood Ten

3. He is on a Dungeon-and-Dragons team, but we don't think that counts as a club

2. Okay, in college, he did a revue show in drag, but he was never with The Rockettes

1. Has been part of the Precision Briefcase Drill Team in Annual Doo-Dah Parade, but that's not a membership thing

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