Thursday, July 07, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Senate Will Ignore Special Interest Groups Over Court Pick

10. Forget about the court pick, will finally have a knock-down fight over just what "extraordinary circumstances" means

9. To improve their appearance on CSPAN, acting tips from Fred Thompson

8. Constant use of special Senate iPods

7. Visit Judith Miller in jail

6. Argue over who's going to teach President Bush on how to ride a bicycle

5. Daily contests over who can eat the most British food

4. Will find new charges on Tom DeLay to occupy themselves with

3. Tie Karl Rove to a chair in the chamber and grill him until he admits he's the leaker

2. Pass law forcing lobbyists to wear yellow jumpsuits so they'll be easy to spot

1. A big tub of popcorn and Bill Frist's video collection

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