Friday, July 29, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: What Congress Will Do During It's August Recess

10. Use power of office to see if they can get copy of that Colin Farrell video

9. See if Lance Armstrong can swing by Crawford and teach President how to ride bicycle properly

8. Think of "some really hard questions" to ask John Roberts at the nomination hearings when they get back

7. Busy calling lobbyists to fill their gas tanks while home on vacation

6. Will look into the San Diego Mayorship to see if it pays better

5. If children act up, can threaten them with "harsh discipline" because President says it's okay

4. Secretly lobby the President to give them recess appointment to United Nations

3. Will check son's Grand Theft Auto video game and hope they downloaded the special code

2. Hmmm … If NASA can suspend the Shuttle, maybe they can suspend Patrick Fitzgerald's Grand Jury investigation

1. Now that they passed CAFTA, will look up where Central America is

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