Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things That Can Go Wrong With Playboy Magazine Offering On-Line Version

10. "Reading the interviews" keeps crashing your computer

9. You find yourself defending Anna Nicole Smith
at dinner parties

8. Playboy starts charging you rent for amount of time you spend in Chat Room

7. R Kelly starts a petition to put PlayGirl on-line; Needs a follow-up 'Trapped' act

6. Your boss knows you've been on-line to Playboy
because of the plain brown paper wrapped around your computer

5. New office intern turns up in the 'Girls From Cornell' spread

4. You break your monitor trying to unfold the centerfold

3. You find your Instant Messenger program chatting on-line with Playmate-of-the-Month - by itself

2. Playboy Advisor makes error; Posts your letter, with real name and city on the site

1. You'll be lulled into lounging around your office in your silk pajamas

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