Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Bush Picking Miers Is Disappointing To The Conservatives like ...

10. Discovering the $190,000 the Texas candidates received was the same $190,000 Tom DeLay sent the RNC

9. Finding out the Ford Motor Company knew Pinto's would explode if hit in the rear

8. The 1919 Chicago White Sox being paid to lose World Series

7. Kind of their own 'Dewey Beats Truman' moment

6. Joe Namath guaranteeing the Super Bowl and then going out and beating the NFL

5. That Karl Roves smears are smears and not true

4. Bush packing key positions in government with his crony friends … Wait a minute, scratch this one …

3. If Bucky Dent has flied out to left instead of hitting it over the wall …

2. Rosemary Woods really did erase the 18-and-a-half-minutes by accident

1. Elvis isn't in the building and is dead as a doornail

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