Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: The White House Is So Worried About The Indictments That …

10. The are searching the West Wing for that list of countries without extradition treaties

9. Attorney General Gonzalez has been instructed to research any precedents that Grand Jurys are illegal

8. Donald Rumsfield is working on a new "Stuff Happens" speech

7. Ordering Condoleezza Rice to get testimonials from other world leaders and to be character witnesses at trials

6. Instructing Ambassador John Bolton to get U.N to do new WMD Inspection; This time, they will let them finish

5. Pressuring Judith Miller to write something negative about Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald

4. Negotiating with The Wilsons and CIA; Will pay to set Valerie Plame up with new identity and covert business

3. President is sitting in Oval Office, waiting and waiting for Higher Father to tell him what to do

2. Karl Rove has begun to smear himself

1. Vice President Cheney checking to see if he can give contract to Halliburton to make the whole mess go away

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