Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The Riots In France

10. We should have never given up Algiers, we could have kept them all down there

9. I don’t think any Corsicans are involved, there's too much activity, and running around

8. I put the call into Karl Rove; He said, as soon as he gets indicted and resigns, he'll catch the first flight over

7. When do we want to start blaming the Americans for this?

6. See if there's any room in one of the those CIA Black Sites

5. Maybe if we give Jerry Lewis a new award, they'll calm down

4. One of their demands is that we start calling them "Allah Fries"

3. Sir, you got a telegram from President Bush offering his support …"Chirac, you’re doing a helluva job"

2. A wall to keep them out of Paris isn't such a bad idea … The Americans want to put up a wall to keep the Mexicans out

1. When do we want to start blaming Lance Armstrong for this?

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