Thursday, December 01, 2005

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Named A Democratic His Chief of Staff

10. Trying to help Arlen Specter but couldn't get Terrell Owens out of his Philadelphia Eagles contract

9. It's part of a new script, Total Recall II, where he loses his mind

8. Didn't want to take chances on any Republicans who might be likely to be indicted over the next year or two

7. Paris Hilton wasn't interested in the position

6. Insurance, if Bush's rating slide further, can switch parties without changing his staff

5. Years of steroid usage has finally kicked in

4. It was the 'Schwarzenegger House Ballot Measure"; Lost a bet to his wife

3. Part of his "California Strategy for Victory In Iraq"

2. Old Republican Chief of Staff got tired of having her ass slapped every time she walked by the Governor's desk

1. "I know I had a few drinks last night, but I did what?"

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