Thursday, January 12, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons NFL Ending Sponsorship of Erectile Dysfunction Drug Levitra

10. Players have been taking home yard makers, strictly, they say, for health reasons

9. Believes, if Samuel Alito is confirmed to Supreme Court, will outlaw the drug so just getting ahead of the curve (so it speak)

8. Discovered, in investigation of that Minnesota Vikings sex party, Levitra was "handed out like candy"

7. Too many dropped passes this year; Management thinks it's related to drugs' possibility of vision impairment

6. It's been too difficult to get NFL logo on the pills

5. Dissatisfied, want touchdown drives that last more that four-hours

4. Team cheerleaders chanting "When the moment is right, will you be ready?" as players come off field after the game

3. Just found out that nickname 'Neon Deon" didn't refer to Sander's play on the field

2. Too many players uncomfortable, seeing huge offensive tackles soaking in side-by-side whirlpools after taking drug

1. Worried will have to give some to Rolling Stones during Super Bowl halftime show and, Lord knows what will happen

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