Thursday, January 19, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Reasons That Should Give Mitt Romney Pause As To Running For President

10. Two Words: Dukakis and Kerry

9. Cleaning up Washington DC, unlike the Olympics, will take about four lifetimes

8. Unlike his work at Bain, he can't just throw up his arms and go out and buy the Presidency … Well, wait a minute …

7. Too many jokes about his name, not being able to "catch this" or "catch that" as he screws up

6. After seeing Brokeback Mountain, not sure he can stay against Gay Marriage

5. No precident for having 17 First Ladies

4. Three Words: Another Massachusetts Politician

3. Too much hassle; Would Summer White House be in Massachusetts or Utah?

2. Might get confused in debates, say RU-486 was that François Truffaut Sci-Fi Film and get called a Massachusetts Liberal, or egghead like former Gov. Weld

1. Can't wiretap the Dobsons, as retribution for excluding Mormons from National Day of Pray, until actually elected President

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