Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Google Tried To Avoid Censorship Of New China Search Engine

10. Have to wait for the court cases to play out, but if successful, Blackberries for everyone!

9. Pry away Theo Epstein from Boston Red Sox so he can run Chinese National Baseball Team and get them to World Series

8. Free downloads from Google Video for all programs from new CW Network

7. Promised to have all Google Ads on network point to Mao Se Tung products

6. If Ray Nagin can build a Chocolate City, Google will build a Noodle city for China

5. Over first three-years, will let every Chinese citizen hang out with Larry and Sergey for a day

4. With stock and market clout, gets U.S. Government to nix Disney-Pixar deal, so Google can purchase Pixar and give as gift to China

3. Would pay subscription fees for Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio for one-year, for all top officials

2. Has enough money to hire people to type in searches for Chinese citizens

1. Offered to give Chinese Government subpoenaed search records, instead of Bush Administration

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