10. Asked for the update list of things the Administration was blaming former FEMA Director Michael Brown
9. Put a big "X" on today's date on his calendar, saying "Only 44 more days to go"
8. Filled up on cheeseburgers, since he, likely, won't get any on his trip
7. Double-checked with the Secret Service that they took Vice President Cheney's hunting guns away from him
6. Put Joint Chiefs of Staff on notice, any editorial cartoons spoofing him while he's away, he expects a stern protest letter
5. Rushed the new "gavel-cam" over to Chief Justice Roberts before the Anna Nicole Smith case
4. Called Ted Turner, and asked him if he still knew anyone over at CNN that could shut up Lou Dobbs on this port deal
3. Had Andy Card explain to him, again, who in the Iraq Civil War, if were like our Civil War, would be wearing grey and who would be wear blue
2. Sent a memo to Karl Rove to stop obsessing about Hillary Clinton
1. Packed his flight suit, just in case there's any "Mission Accomplished" moments that crop up on the trip
9. Put a big "X" on today's date on his calendar, saying "Only 44 more days to go"
8. Filled up on cheeseburgers, since he, likely, won't get any on his trip
7. Double-checked with the Secret Service that they took Vice President Cheney's hunting guns away from him
6. Put Joint Chiefs of Staff on notice, any editorial cartoons spoofing him while he's away, he expects a stern protest letter
5. Rushed the new "gavel-cam" over to Chief Justice Roberts before the Anna Nicole Smith case
4. Called Ted Turner, and asked him if he still knew anyone over at CNN that could shut up Lou Dobbs on this port deal
3. Had Andy Card explain to him, again, who in the Iraq Civil War, if were like our Civil War, would be wearing grey and who would be wear blue
2. Sent a memo to Karl Rove to stop obsessing about Hillary Clinton
1. Packed his flight suit, just in case there's any "Mission Accomplished" moments that crop up on the trip
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