Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Top Ten Cloves: Ways Afghanistan Prosecutors Found Abdul Rahman Mentally Unfit

News Item: Afghan Convert Cleared, Released From Prison

10. Prisons filled up with CIA Extraordinary Rendition detainees, so no place to hold him

9. President Bush was mounting “New Strategy For Victory In Abdul Rahman Case” and couldn’t compete with that

8. Trying to explain what “apostasy” is to average Afghans would have been too much work

7. Found his claim of hearing strange voices was that he listens to Rush Limbaugh’s radio program, so he must be crazy

6. Fearful a trial would give rise to an Aljazeera Nancy Grace-type program

5. Says he had good reason to believe that K.T. McFarland was spying on him

4. Public support to execute Rahman was going to change after his upcoming appearance on “The Colbert Report”

3. Investigation got corrupted - Carla Martin was found coaching witnesses

2. Discovered he truly believed that new Afghan Constitution and Democracy was going to clear and save him

1. Rahman said he was converting from Christianity, to Scientology, and that meant having the wrath of Tom Cruise behind him

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