Top Ten Cloves: Why A Technical Virgin Can’t Host A PBS SHOW

News Item: PBS Kids' Show Host Fired for Video

10. Lydia and Jacques Pepin lobby for new late Saturday Night show, “The Technical Virgin Chef”

9. Combine the show and host with America’s Test Kitchen and it forces PBS to move to cable

8. Tavis Smiley changes his name to “Tavis Grinning” when he has the Technical Virgin on for an interview

7. Tough to get affiliates to pick-up the Buster The Rabbit episode where Buster shows how to “technically” produce 100,000 little Busters - and it has nothing to do with “Postcards”

6. After viewing program, Dr. Wayne Dyer begins growing hair!

5. You know the “Ask This Old House” guys are just going to come up with all kinds of gadgets to tie into this

4. Heavy-duty negotiations with Bill Moyer, for a 20-part series on “The Myth of Technical Virgins”

3. All Things Considered will have to cover it

2. Will have to change the name of the show to “The Very, Very Good Night Show”

1. Masterpiece Theatre takes on a whole different meaning