Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Ninth Day

Editors Note: We’re going Old School and stretching out this Christmas Season with a special Garlic rendition of the holiday classic, The Twelve Days of Christmas, with postings of a stanza each night, beginning tonight, and running through January 6, 2007.

Keeping with the spirit of things, feel free to sing out loud.

Twelve Days of Dubya ...The Ninth Day

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my Dubya sent to me

Nine wards a-flooding,

Eight aides a-spinning,

Seven Signing Statements,

Six priests a-praying,

Five golden lies,

Four of Cheney’s birds,

Three French Freedom Fries,

Two Fed-Soc Judges,

And a backrub at the G8


Links

Twelve Days of Christmas (Or Twelvetide)

A Tip-of-the-Hat to Carols.org

Twas The Night Before The New Congress

Garlic Christmas Special - David Sedaris Christmas Letter


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